Me: I think  I can’t wait til we’re old.

Morrison: Why?

Me: I was behind this middle aged couple at the play the other night, and they seemed so happy.

Morrison: Yeah? Why?

Me: They seemed really calm and like their kids were grown and out of the house. Like they just shop for cheeses and have people over for dinner and drink wine and eat lots of cheese and go to plays.

Morrison: So you’re excited to be old because cheese.

Me:….Yes.

Morrison: Yep. That checks out.