If you’re in a rush to get to work, it’s best to just pretend like you’re not, and complete tasks, like perhaps breakfast preparation, with the ease of all of the time in the world, or else:

Special thanks to Morrison for 1.) finding this hilarious so that I could, too 2.) documenting 3.) Cleaning every second of it up so that I could continue rushing out the door, unnecessarily banging into things.

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