Beyonce’s butt gives me so complicated and surreal feelings, including but not limited to:

– I want to have it

– I want to be friends with it

– I want it to give me life advice

– I want to bounce balls off of it

– I want to bake a pie of it

– I want to be it when I grow up

– I want to die and come back to life as it

– I want to live upon it