I don’t feel strongly about many things but I really have to put my foot down here and say that FLOWERS SHOULD NOT BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE DOGS.
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something about this just isn’t right
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Yes, but Why?
But I guess also: why Not?
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….meal, of Sorts?
Last night I had my first Happy Meal probably in 20 years? It was less that I ‘had’ or ‘ate’ it and more like I just explored it with my hands and a little bit …
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NEVER AGAIN
Today, on we should Really All Live like Elizabeth Castoria: Ira Glass just informed me that it’s incredibly possible that a lot of calamari is actually sliced and deep fried Bung, which is my new …
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Say hello to my Little Friend.
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Hot.
After class, Instructor Valerie, weighing 10 pounds, sporting some sort of bathing suit, tells me it’ll get easier. When I ask her how many classes I have to take until I don’t feel seconds from …
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GROSS! YAY!
There is a disturbing new Tecate lurking in your bodega. It features lime and savory ‘pepper spices.’ It’s basically like re-drinking beer you have just puked after eating 12 too many tacos. It’s horrible, and …
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…Accutane?
Last night, I complimented young friend Mack on her young nice skin. Look at this puddum! That’s right, as I age, I’m starting to pay attention to things like ‘coupons’ and ‘skin.’ Mack revealed her …
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Eighth Wonder of the World
I have somehow managed to not have one of these yet / am just now seeing them. Are they new? What are these? What do the insides taste like? Fear or Snot or the standard …
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So I will ALSO be needing a new bed?
PS, this a bed. And a cheeseburger. And a bed.