Today, on we should Really All Live like Elizabeth Castoria: Ira Glass just informed me that it’s incredibly possible that a lot of calamari is actually sliced and deep fried Bung, which is my new favorite worst word in the world, which is pork rectum, which is also to say, pork butthole. So I might be limiting my edible mistakes to fries, which are hopefully just potatoes and not sheep face.

Note: there is no actual proof that this is substitution is actually happening, but as a gentleman of the meat industry aptly stated, you can be an anthropologist all you want but til you work in a pork factory, you don’t know sh*t.