Is it smutty to post pictures of one’s X-rays? Why am I blushing? Some people have an Old Soul, but I have an Old Spine, so said the orthopedist I saw yesterday, which is a …
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old spine
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you win some
I’ve been feeling like a bit of a Loser this week, since I found out that another one of my pilots was passed on. I can literally hear Morrison in my head or shouting at …
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thorns
This blog is no longer a cute, sunny space for musings on parenthood and theater and cake. No, it’s now a forum, a safe space for people with sciatica pain, or maybe a herniated disc? …
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how old am I
Old Enough to have a son Young enough to rock an anklet with my son’s name on it OLD ENOUGH TO NOT BE ABLE TO BEND DOWN TO PUT SAID ANKLET
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Back Again
Me, to my therapist: Sometimes I feel disconnected from Joe, after working all day. And sometimes he prefers Morrison because basically, Morrison is more fun. I mean, I prefer Morrison to myself. Therapist, to me: …
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Youngparents
My parents may be 66 this year, but it is I, valiantly approaching 40, who threw my back out and can barely move let alone lift my kid, so it’s THEY who are lifting him, …
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do you understand
Recently I was in a Zoom rehearsal, which I am slightly over? Can I be over it and grateful for it at the same time? YES. An actor misinterpreted my intention behind a new line …
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Print: a Story
Printer:……….. Human: ….Print. Printer: ———- Human: PRINT. Printer: . . . . . Human unplugs and restarts printer. Human: PAH RINTTTTTTTT. Printer: (. ) Human: PRINNTTTTTT TAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Printer: Silence. Human spirals into despair, resolves, moves …
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how to lose the baby weight
Have a baby Google how to lose baby weight Like, spend a lot of time reading about it eat so many hard boiled eggs Read long articles about leafy greens while eating actual Cake Give …
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Not, but Is
Joe and I have had pretty nasty colds since Christmas. We have twin Mother / Son coughs which Morrison has aptly described as The Barking Buffalo. It’s allegedly not Covid, but also, I feel like …