‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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Pukesgiving
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I was going to write a post about how Joes’ been waking up super early and we can’t figure out why, how I’m lying in bed at the Crack listening to him cry thinking weird …
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a thought that I thought
* poem by Nayyirah Waheed, the most ‘famous poet on Instagram’ which is now a thing* Joe hasn’t been sleeping great as of late, had a cold that he gave to us, so Morrison and …
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Happy Hour
One of the absolute WORST things about having a best friend who’s studying to be a nutrition coach (I see u Blaine) is that you learn things you don’t want to know, like the fact …
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Pain
Every now and then Joe will sort of not be himself, and will drool a lot and hum in a concerned sort of way, and go AHHHHH! at the throw pillows but then be laughing …
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Peak 2020
This picture, of a commemorative F**K 2020 Christmas ornament that I mailed my Mother in Law, that broke into pieces in transit and fell from the envelope like the world’s saddest confetti, IS 2020. OPTIMISM; …
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New Rock Bottom
Our Zoom baby class teacher told us that once we had Joe, once he came out ready to party at 4 AM, we would discover what she called a New Rock Bottom. Like, whereas before …
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(don’t) sleep
What is the word for when all you want is your kid to go to sleep because you need ten minutes to pee and try and get the spit-up stain off the couch, and when …
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DREAM TRAINING
Lately my dreams seem to be prepping me for the fourth trimester, dropping me into odd moments where I’m exhausted and screaming to the point of tears. The other night, Julien and I were traveling …
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Life.
Pro tip: while attempting to create life, spend any leftover emotional space and money on plants, as they are Life, but not People. Marvel at their designs. Obsess over their watering instructions. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS …