Congrats! You have found 45 seconds this morning to get dressed before the toddler loses his shit over needing to go to the park, NOW. Here’s how to Get Dressed.

• reach for the nearest clothes
• preferably the socks that you got for free on an airplane
• put the clothes on your body
• Look outside. Is there water falling from the sky? No? Then you don’t need any Other or Special clothes. That’s it. You’re done.
• CONGRATS AGAIN, U GOT DRESSED.