Money can’t buy happiness BUT you can use it to pay someone to clean and organize your kitchen, giving you a sense of order and calm, which is basically happiness? We’ve been prepping our home …
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order in the kitchen
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industry professional
I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …
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30 / 40
Here’s what has happened: approximately yesterday, I was 30 and everyone I had meetings with was 40. I was young and thin and worried, hungover sometimes, clueless mostly. I looked up to the gatekeepers and …
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a Village
They say it takes a village to raise a kid because we used to live in them. When the baby needed to fed at 3 AM or the toddler is freaking out, your Mom or …
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birthday month
It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and …
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Mind Body Connection
Physical Therapist: Okay, now try to do it without tilting your pelvis. Me: What? Physical Therapist: See how you’re tilting your pelvis, when you lift your leg like that? Me:…….. Physical Therapist: Watch me do …
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mama red nose
I have some incredible acne on the very most obvious tip of my nose, and Joe is now calling me ‘Mama red nose,’ so yes, Joe was today years old when he started THROWING ME …
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a chicken is thawing
Many moons ago, middle school? I was a poet, or at least, I wrote many many poems. Then in college, I was NOT accepted to intermediate poetry writing (was that really the name of the …
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Print: a Story
Printer:……….. Human: ….Print. Printer: ———- Human: PRINT. Printer: . . . . . Human unplugs and restarts printer. Human: PAH RINTTTTTTTT. Printer: (. ) Human: PRINNTTTTTT TAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Printer: Silence. Human spirals into despair, resolves, moves …
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Light Week