Printer:………..

Human: ….Print.

Printer: ———-

Human: PRINT.

Printer: . . . . .

Human unplugs and restarts printer.

Human: PAH RINTTTTTTTT.

Printer: (. )

Human: PRINNTTTTTT TAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Printer:

Silence. Human spirals into despair, resolves, moves on.

Four days Later, long after the Human has moved on:

Printer: ….Print.

Human: I don’t need this anymore. But I do need this. Print.

Printer:………

Human: AHHHHHHHH