A few weeks back, before heading to a concert, my friend and I spent the whole day texting NOT about how wasted we were going to get that night but instead planning how we would …
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a fine whine
Me, when encountering travel stress (cancelled flights and missed connections with a toddler): whine, worry, freak out, assume the worst. Morrison: consume as much red wine as your constitution allows, que sera sera, let go …
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how now, brown brow
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY EYEBROWS TINTED WAY TOO DARK AND SO TONIGHT THE ROLE OF OLD SURPRISED PUPPET WILL BE PLAYED BY….ME.
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monthly
Here’s what it’s like to be a woman: every month, one morning, you wake up and you feel different. Suddenly everything feels fragile and terrifying but also beautiful and profound. You’re regretful, you obsess over …
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Tuesday at 2 AM
I don’t fully understand how to read or interpret my blog metrics / views, either two thousand of you or thirteen of you read it it a day? And I’d actually rather not fully understand, …
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a surprise
Morrison has one last birthday present for me today, a SURPRISE, and he’s taking me somewhere? Or putting me somewhere? Or giving something to me? With him, or alone? Maybe not with Joe? I have …
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Car Books
For Joe, all books, regardless of whether or not they actually contain Cars, are called Car books, because there is always a CHANCE that there might be a car in the book (and sometimes, when …
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birthday month
It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and …
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ALL DONE
Today on we should all be more like Toddlers, whenever Joe is finished with something, a book or a snack or an activity he just shouts ALL DONE then gets up and walks away to …
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Obedience
There are too many conflicting moral codes and walks of life and options these days, so I just do whatever Southern Living Magazine tells me to Do, to Bake, and Buy. Southern Living Magazine could …