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am I cake
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Ethics of Plastic
If you purchase your child another plastic thing from Amazon but the thing is a Recycling truck made out of Recycled Plastic ARE YOU STILL A BAD PERSON? DID THE TREE EVEN FALL?
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MORE MAC
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mama red nose
I have some incredible acne on the very most obvious tip of my nose, and Joe is now calling me ‘Mama red nose,’ so yes, Joe was today years old when he started THROWING ME …
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thorns
This blog is no longer a cute, sunny space for musings on parenthood and theater and cake. No, it’s now a forum, a safe space for people with sciatica pain, or maybe a herniated disc? …
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how old am I
Old Enough to have a son Young enough to rock an anklet with my son’s name on it OLD ENOUGH TO NOT BE ABLE TO BEND DOWN TO PUT SAID ANKLET
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sex dream
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do you want to sleep over
Blaine was recently lamenting that her daughter 5 year old daughter Ruby was going to have dinner and a movie at a friend’s house, and then soon she’d be driving, and then leaving, and all …
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NO WORRIES EXCLAMATION POINT
I can’t stop thinking about this meme, Gif? I saw recently? Post? Fig? Mom? Image? This. There is nothing more frantic than No Worries, nothing more desperate than All Good. There is always a Secret …
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Your Bunions report is waiting for you
Very grateful that years ago, I sent my spit off to a company, so that I can gain invaluable insight into my past, present, and future, my Jewish heritage, the presence (or, thankfully, lackthereof) of …
