So many millions of hairs were held back as Manhattan somehow managed to Throw Up on Itself. The smell permeates the Subway as the City sinks to the floor.
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serious andes
Seriously? Okay, so, check it. Everything going on it adult people TV is secretly happening with kids TV, too. Reality challenges, etc. There’s this series called Serious. 8 kids rough it on some weird adventure …
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reading to children
Do not secretly skip parts, tired as you may be. They will sense your lies, and then they will use your butt as a trampoline. And this hurts.
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I am writing this 100 times
Raise your hand if you support my selection of this 19th-century esque etching thing of a ‘hand’ ‘writing’ for my ‘handwriting’ diatribe.’ Raise it. In efforts to further personalize business relationships, today, I am …
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the little vacuum that could
I suck. So what if I do. I suck more than 34% of people, but 66% suck inordinately more than myself. If I spent all of my time lamenting the ways in which I suck, …
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Vacay
The Brunstet’s are trying to get together a serious family vacay before Dan and Tim deploy and Dad’s session starts. We can’t leave the country, lest D&T be dogders or flee-er’s or what have you, …
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heh.
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jewey ard
so I want to go here. So I’m applying. So I have to write a letter thing telling them why I want to, which is hard, cause I feel like it should just be a …
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tragedy
Last night, millions of swarms of firetrucks and ambulances alike rushed to the home of Ms. Spears, who was belligerently refusing to release her little boy nuggets to their baby daddy. Smiling, F-ed up on …
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the contents of my purse
Given my most recent line of work, that of securing homeplaces for people I Do Not Know (which is oddly gratifying), these things: in no particular order: can pretty much always be found on my …