People, this is a little thing I like to call ‘food journalism.’ Watch and observe. I don’t like sun dried tomatoes. I do not appreciate the bittersweet grime it adds to the innocent sandwich, nor …
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Riding in Cars with Dad’s
Riding in car with Dad for three hours from Oak Island to Raleigh affords: 1.) An in depth conversation about the fundamental differences between Republicans and Democrats. 2.) A timeline of the Development of …
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The Root of my Pretty Complex
I’ve got 17 something lady cousins, ages 2-25 and they’re all striking. Striking to the point that admist my hetero –normative ‘don’t get crushes on your girl cousins that’s weird’ mentality – I still can’t …
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Scrabble
I am 33% better at Scrabble than my cousins. They are 33% prettier than me. These things tend to balance themselves out. Sometimes, life is fair. I think I just committed a small faux paux. …
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Why I spend So much Time Spinning
Amis, I am trying actual ‘article writing.’ And tp kick two birds in their faces with one foot, I am going to start putting some of them up here, too. So here’s one I just …
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Where I’m Going
Lordfans, Saturday thru Tues, I will be attending the 11 thousandth annual Bray family reunion at Yaupon Beach, Oak Island, NC, which looks like this. Not too shabby! We’ve been going every year since I …
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Crying While Eating.
To the person, I just stole this From, I am truly Sorry, But I had to. Firmly Press Here
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Why We Suck.
Want to know how much we suck? Look here. people who actually care Why are we not doing anything like this? Well, I’m definitely not. I don’t know if you are. We should be. Reading …
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No. I’m not going to Sell my Eggs.
To those in my life concerned by my previous post Re: selling my eggs, don’t worry, I would never really do it. I’m going to have lots and lots of naturally born children who will …
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My Lovely Lady Cakes.
People, I like to make cakes. Maybe I do. I have an entire play fueled by the hours I spent with my Mom learning how to ice a cake. (It involves butter knives, luke-warm water, …