the little vacuum that could


I suck. So what if I do. I suck more than 34% of people, but 66% suck inordinately more than myself. If I spent all of my time lamenting the ways in which I suck, I would have no time for non-sucking activities, so I choose to try my best, ascribing to the platitudes of Psalty, the singing songbook:


a close friend from my youth, who attempted to teach me ways to NOT suck. Apparently, I wasn’t listening.

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