For my birthday, Morrison got me a bottle of French wine from the year I was born, TWO birthday cakes, and a surprise rendezvous with friends at the Los Feliz bar where I spent a …
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Elder Millenial
I’m turning 40 TOMORROW so last night Mackenzie took me out for one last night hurrah in Hollyweird. Here is a comprehensive list of the things I actually said and did during the course of …
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Car Books
For Joe, all books, regardless of whether or not they actually contain Cars, are called Car books, because there is always a CHANCE that there might be a car in the book (and sometimes, when …
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YOU’RE WELCOME.
It’s no state secret that I love to bake for other people, but the operative word here is I. ME. MYSELF. So when people thank me for baking for them, I always feel compelled to …
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this picture
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Joseph Bray
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birthday month
It’s June, so we’re officially in my birthday month, AIR HORN AIR HORN. Can I still say birthday month without sounding like a third grader? Why am I so obsessed with my own birthdays and …
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The Blue and the Gray
Memorial Day is one of those holidays where you’re so wrapped up in your life that you lose sight of what it’s for, by which I might mean, all of the holidays? I stole a …
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don’t shoot
Bless the people who get up in arms, all puns intended, about things that don’t directly affect them, they are better humans than me, but I tend to really get angry and concerned about something …
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ALL DONE
Today on we should all be more like Toddlers, whenever Joe is finished with something, a book or a snack or an activity he just shouts ALL DONE then gets up and walks away to …