For the last month and some change, I’ve been staying at corporate apartments in buildings in Chicago that are filled with literal Young Urban Professionals. Their gyms are teeming with young beautiful women and I …
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california kings
If you want to deepen, or challenge, or end? your marriage, temporarily switch from a California King bed to a Double. Bodies basically stacked on top of each other like towels, vacillate between THIS IS …
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Have toddler will travel
DO: tell him every day for approximately 2 months that soon he will be going on an airplane so that he’s emotionally and physically prepared for everything that is to come DON’T: In tizzy of …
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Order in the Kitchen
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the patriarchy? Probably because I have a very good Mother? But I can’t start the day, or go to sleep, with a messy kitchen. I need everything in …
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Morrison and I have made a short film that got into TriBeCa and also a FULLY TWO YEAR OLD PERSON but this cake that we assembled while Joe was taking his birthday nap IS OUR …
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weather, or not
Here’s this amazing press photo of the Notebook’s core creative time, also taken by Joe Mazza. As soon as we saw this shot, we all decided that we looked exactly like a local news team. …
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peas carrots watermelon
In theaters all across America, or perhaps the world? and throughout all of time? Actors have been clustered together as scenery, next to fake rocks or lamps, having fake conversations with each other while a …
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words do not begin
We still have a lot to do a fix and learn, but so far, the Notebook is….a dream come true? A heart’s cry? Grad school and life school, a permanent song in my head. Ingrid …
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buy now, think later
I don’t like money as much as I should. When I receive a big check for writing something, or even just regular, guild standard compensation, I know I should feel grateful and like I earned …
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Strawberry Car
Somehow my baby child is turning 2 YEARS OLD next week, and even kind of knows what his birthday is this time. My new favorite past time and form of cardio is taking the absurd …