Is there anything more life goal-y than baking with your daughter? BAKING WITH YOUR SON. My mom sent me these amazing matching aprons for impending daughter, but I just couldn’t wait, because what if I …
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a privilege
Some nights I can’t sleep because I ate too much cheese before bed and sometimes it’s because I just lay there crushed by the weight of my own privilege, and what I’m doing with it …
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the toddler equation
I remember reading this before we had Joe and it is now abundantly true: Toddlers are VERY VERY ABSURDLY CUTE and this cuteness is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT to how VERY VERY ANNOYING they are. Joe’s brain, …
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I Care
I have never even pretended like I’m the kind of person who does not care about or read reviews of their work. Years ago I had a residency at the O’Neill theater conference, where a …
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world’s most humble parents
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750 million years
Last night I was reading about different North Carolina mountains in the official state magazine, like you do, and learned that Grandfather Mountain — one of my personal favorites — is 750 million years old. …
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a girl
Consider this the formal press release, can someone tell Deadline, Us Weekly, all of my cousins? I am once again WITH CHILD! After some twists and turns, and after declaring to the universe that I …
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jobs
For a while now, Joe has known that my job is Writer, Dad’s job is Actor, and his job is to play with cars. But Monday he starts a MONTESORRI PRESCHOOL, SOB, and the word …
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41st-ist
Happy happy birthday to my wonderful husband, who’s having the 41st-iest birthday there ever was, in a corporate apartment for his wife’s job, filming an audition for his own, letting his toddler take most of …
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These are shoes, now
These are shoes now, that are sold in stores, that people buy with money that they work hard for, that they put on their feet and walk around in, in public, around other people whose …