Here’s this amazing press photo of the Notebook’s core creative time, also taken by Joe Mazza. As soon as we saw this shot, we all decided that we looked exactly like a local news team. Katie covers traffic, Ingrid covers pop culture, Michael and Schele are the anchors OBVIOUSLY. And me? I’m weather. I tell people not to cancel their barbecues, that the sun will come out tomorrow, to secure the porch furniture, that it’s a perfect fall day, that it’s time to stock up extra ingredients for banana bread and hunker down. I’ve now thought about this scenario so much that I actually want this job. How do I get this job? Do I have to actually know or understand weather? Can I do it on the side? Is there childcare? CAN I VOLUNTEER TO DO IT FOR FREE?