california kings

If you want to deepen, or challenge, or end? your marriage, temporarily switch from a California King bed to a Double. Bodies basically stacked on top of each other like towels, vacillate between THIS IS CUTE AND BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER! and vowing to build separate houses on separate mountains so that you never have to share a bed again. Let your dreams mingle, roast a hen while he saves you both from the apocalypse. Wake up every time the other’s dream changes scenes. Wake up exhausted and kind of annoyed but connected, moles in their burrows, humans in their temporary home.

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