I guess it’s only been 4 days? But I can still barely taste or smell which is about 10 times more depressing than it should be, especially at Thanksgiving. I would give all of my …
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this is covid
I don’t want to make light of this, because I know that nearly 7 million people have died of Covid, but last night, when I finally got my positive test, I finally felt like I …
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apologies
Just popping on here to make fun myself, who wakes up every morning with a to-do list, which is why I oftentimes drop and burn things, I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY? Yesterday I was on …
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famous person face
Very very oftentimes, in LA, you’ll find yourself out to dinner and working at a coffee shop, trying to contribute to the Hollyweird canon, and you will see a guy sitting nearby and think, that …
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Bacon
Today, on If my Dreams were any more On the Nose They would BE A NOSE: I dreamt I had made a big pan of perfect bacon, I had a lot of it and it …
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Pajamas
There are a lot of reasons to have more than one kid, like so they can keep each other company and so there’s more than one of them to take care of you when you’re …
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tomorrow will worry about itself
The bible tells us to not worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow will worry about itself, each day has enough trouble of its own, but it’s just like, what if tomorrow FORGETS to worry about itself …
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um, what
Bobbie’s first Halloween (as a pumpkin, obviously) can be summarized in a single image: Her vibe was what is this pageantry and are you guys okay and I guess sure, fine? We are fine, Bob. …
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Timers
All day we’re setting timers for Joe, five minutes until it’s time to get ready for school, you can watch TV for ten more minutes then it’s time for dinner, you can play for three …
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Suck it
In case anyone is wondering how my journey to exploring and accepting my Jewish identity is going, last night I had dinner with a Jewish friend and he was telling me about his extremely Orthodox …