It’s the weirdest thing but also the BEST thing to know exactly when and how you will have your baby, like you’re going for a Genius Bar appointment. They’ll pop her out like a peach …
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‘Twas the night before my C section
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Cracker
Over the last year or so, our dear buddy Cracker — our OG baby, Morrison’s best friend and caretaker before I stepped into the roles — has slowly been on the decline. Despite FOUR TIMES …
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party of 4
Morrison says he feels like we’re already a family of four, probably because I’ve been lumbering around smuggling this human upside down pineapple for months now, but also because we always hoped and dreamed we …
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peanut butter cookies
While I know for a FACT that Pastor Gary Chapman, who created and coined the Five Love Languages (and one the pastors at my childhood church nbd) does NOT agree with the zeigesty trend of …
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order in the kitchen
Money can’t buy happiness BUT you can use it to pay someone to clean and organize your kitchen, giving you a sense of order and calm, which is basically happiness? We’ve been prepping our home …
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VBAC
When you have a C-Section with your first and get pregnant again, there is this term tossed around by your Gynecologist: VBAC, which stands for Vaginal Birth after C Section. It’s offered to you like …
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‘easyplant’
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one star
Morrison loves to both threaten and leave one-star yelp reviews when companies give him the run-around, it’s a platform that gives power to the consumer, and it’s a good thing, as long as we don’t …
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love yourself
Joe, today is Valentine’s Day, which is a day that has some historical roots that I won’t go into because I do not know them, there was, or is, a Saint? It’s a day that …
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helper guy
My new favorite thing that Joe runs around the house shouting is I’M A HELPER GUY!!!!!!!! While he WILL fly into a blind rage if you give him the wrong waffle or cheese, he’s kind …