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GRARR!!!
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LE BAGEL CAKE!
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT!
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ting tong, the mail order bride
letter bomb
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I think about you pretty much always
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i love you, the blog
I have not abandoned you. I do not mean to neglect. Please refrain from pouting in the corner.
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Eh?
Because I can. Eh? Aw. aHa. Ewe. Eek …eeee… ….Eh.
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my ladies.
In light of my recent melancholy/angst, and fueled by the strangely empowering women/theater event I attended last night, I feel called upon to highlight the lovely, accountable, talented, pretty ladies I am honored to have …
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TOO MANY LITTLE DEAD TITTENS!!!
Fanbase, we have a serious problem. Ms. Castoria – please hold your tongue. Too many little dead tittens, be they small versions of the twats they might become – is a serious problem. And it’s …
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snails without homes
I call this icky, gratutious nighttime fuction. What? fiction. So: She had spent the majority of her life patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with her. She may have looked something like this: …
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