Let me know when Forever minutes have passed and then I’ll go and do the next Thing I have to do, because right now I want to just be here. So maybe, stop time? That’s …
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Alexa, set a timer for Forever
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Pandemic Premiere
Since it became abundantly clear that the Pandemic was not going anywhere anytime soon, Hollyweird decided they would send the concept of the Movie Premiere to the viewer’s home, by providing secret viewing links and …
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The Last Supper
I’ve been workshopping what I might make for a dinner party to celebrate Donald Trump’s last day in office. Or maybe, what I might make him for Dinner. Obviously the guiding color is orange. And …
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I love you
Sharing this very absurd very narcissistic feeling here in this very safe very public space: sometimes I catch myself worrying that my son doesn’t love me. Or I think, what do I need to do …
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I resolve
Morrison took these pictures of me after our New Year’s eve dinner the other night. YES, we got dressed up to go downstairs and play board games over Zoom because Joe had just pooped on …
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The Cookies of my Labor
I ask myself these questions: should all of the time I spent the last six weeks baking this myriad of Christmas Cookies for neighbors and friends and husband and self and taking pictures of these …
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The Mother’s Prayer
….that you grow big and strong but small, smaller even, so you can stay in my arms forever that you grow autonomous and also need me always that you go places but never leave that …
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Christmas Break
Morrison: Hey, so I was thinking it’d nice if you took some time off from working over the holidays. Me:….what? No. Why? Morrison: okay Scrooge. Because it’s Christmas? And that’s what’s normal regular people do? …
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The Optimist’s Cookbook
I Care Deeply Press proudly announces the release of the Optimist’s Cookbook. Recipes include a French Toast Casserole to put out when everyone is spiraling but you’re privately trusting it will be hard, and there …
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do butter
I shared this on Instagram already but this really bears repeating: yesterday I accidentally dropped and shattered this butter ornament in a gift shop. It’s not the nicest thing to do to a small business …