A fun game to play with your spouse when you’re both exhausted because the baby keeps waking up at 5 AM, is to spend some time searching for ear plugs which takes a while because …
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I hear you
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Good Jeans
While these Jeans appear to just be Jeans, they are in fact Resolve, they are my going with the flow and accepting the things I cannot change. They are also the first Jean, or Pant? …
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Oh, (Vintage Ceramic) Christmas Tree (nightlight)
The world is so much right now that I go through phases where I want to get all of my hard-hitting news from Southern Living magazine, I only want to know about where Sorghum molasses …
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the moment
I officially have a child who is far too busy to sit still with an angel’s resolve and angel’s face so I can get a picture, so I find myself in a lot of Moments …
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I can do hard things
Yesterday I was confronted with something Hard ( I promise it’s NOT weightlifting) that I’ve been confronted with numerous times, a malicious broken record that only I can hear. I thought, I just wanna be …
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HAIL SANTA
MARKED SAFE putting up a Christmas Tree with a baby who no longer stays where you put him. We blared Christmas music, brought up all the ornaments from the Garage, and explained to the Toddle …
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Muffins of Service
Joe, did you know that as your Mother, it is my job and also RIGHT to assign you your love language, the action through which you receive and feel love? Yours is mini banana muffins, …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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F**king lesbians
We’re visiting Morrison’s brother John and Wife jacy and their daughter Djuna in San Fransisco for Thanks. Strolling through the city streets this AM next to Jacy — who I consider to be not just …
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The Fraser Fir
The rise in the number of years its been since I lived in North Carolina directly correlates with my obsession with all things North Carolina. And I’ve always been obsessed with Christmas trees. So meet …