You know you once lived in New York for quite some time when you see a Lizard run across your bathroom and are like, oh Yay, it’s not a roach or rat or strung out …
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PS, I have a roommate
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Sunset Bazaar!
Today, on I promise I have thoughts unrelated to home decoration I just DON’T care to share them, I found the holy grail of furniture tucked slyly on Sunset across from the creepy foot clinic. …
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SCORE!
Found this giant old map of my hometown from 1891 to hang above my couch! On it, you’ll find a crapload of tobacco farms and Moravian settlements that are now Targets and Exxons and Private …
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NOTE: I DO NOT PLAY THIS GUITAR
OTHER NOTE: But If I DID play this guitar, that would probably be my ensemble, which is to say, suggestive and patriotic Pajama’s. I scored this lovely old guitar after an old tenant left it in …
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Couch: A Boring Story
Once upon a time, I thought I might buy a couch for sitting purposes: a comfy couch, not so comfy that I might never get off it it, but just comfy enough. And so, I …
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STOP.
Today, on how to Never Marry: YOU GUYS, I ALMOST FORGOT TO SHOW YOU MY NEW RING. I’ve been wearing it on my sacred ring finger, which I just realized is sort of as if …
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To Print
TODAY, ON BORING THINGS THAT ONLY RELATE TO MY LIFE, after months and months of I can’t print that / I can’t do that / I do not have a printer, I realized that I …
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The Price of Paper
$306.13 to be a person who still has Paper. $120 to hire two delightfully apathetic yet lovely and helpful hipsters and their Van to rescue all of your books, college papers, poems and pictures and …
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Car box
I love my car and escaping inside of it. I love that I own it and that I can get inside of it and go away. I can emote inside of it. I can think …
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Upgrade
PS, I have acquired the new iphone. It’s light, lovely, and texts the things I talk to it, and tells me where to drive. It has yet to make me an omelette, clean my room …