OTHER NOTE: But If I DID play this guitar, that would probably be my ensemble, which is to say, suggestive and patriotic Pajama’s. I scored this lovely old guitar after an old tenant left it in the Porn Mansion.  I do not play guitar, save one chord of Plush that I learned to impress a boy in high school, which is to say, he was not impressed, but I figured a guitar that one does not play is a good new home fixture, though now I feel like whenever someone new comes over I have to unnecessarily announce, I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT I PLAY THAT, as if the guitar is like: Liar.