After years of getting jewelry soley from goodwill, I’ve recently taken to spending my entire savings account on LITTLE TINY AND DELICATE GOLD JEWELRY THINGS that make me feel small and important.
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MY JEWELS
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Grown ups have Wallets that aren’t covered in Gum
Today on Things that are Way more Exciting than they Should Be, I’d like you to meet my new little friend, a Hobo wallet, or: my first wallet not from Goodwill possibly ever. I’ve always …
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If I only had a Brain / personal assistant
Sometimes when I’m asked to give a synopsis of a play I’ve written, I immediately forget what the play is about even, and I google it and steal a synopsis for it that someone else …
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Q. GUESS WHAT
A. KATE SPADE BAG FROM BEST BOY IN THE WORLD
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White Elephant!
We’ve been fortunate enough to be working out of the beautiful offices of Dakota films, and today we White Elephant-ed with them. A White Elephant gift exchange is pretty much the only time of year …
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Be a Good Little Bekah
I don’t care how many times you’ve been published – is it ever not fun to get your first writer’s copies in the mail?! NEVER. NOT. FUN. And JUST in time for narcissistic christmas gift …
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Intimates; Boundaries
I’ve got this new bra that’s I really like. Bras are stupid and annoying except for when they’re the best. Amiright ladies? And like oftentimes happens with new things that I have, that I like, …
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I do hope you’re sitting down.
THIS IS VERY EXCITING. I JUST GOT MY 2012 CALENDAR. I love buying my next year’s calendar ALMOST as much as I like going to the grocery store / eating toast in bed. I don’t …
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M’wee lil Chess Set
While I could lie and pretend that Craig ceremoniously gifted me with this adorable little chess set, it was more like, I’m going to throw this away because it’s missing a pawn? Prawn? Pawn? and …
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An Attempt
I’d like to thank the Goodwill in Hollywood for assisting me in semi-settling in (I refuse to FULLY commit) with these old weird pictures of birds, and lamp that is mysteriously sticky. THANKS, OLD THINGS …