Today, on things of little consequence: I’ve been rolling with the wee moleskin calendar for years and years. This year, I thought to myself, next year, I will be a person who uses their phone …
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ink, still
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T. Hanks
I have a lot of people to thank all of the time for various acts of kindness, and still very much believe in the value of paper and letters and postage stamps, And so, I …
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pillowtalk
It’s just like: why have just a decorative throw pillow when you can have one that is CONSTANTLY SHOUTING INSTRUCTIONS AT YOU?
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volcano salt (?)
I am a Souvenir purveyor’s dream. Gullible with empty suitcase pockets and a debit card. Put a thing in a store in a country that is not Here, be it magnet or coffee cup or …
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THESE.
For months, both of my parents have been randomly asking me, Boo, did you get the napkins? Do you have the napkins? Did we send you the napkins? And I kept being like: WHAT ARE …
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I has lawyer?
(I don’t know how to talk about this without sounding like a total D bag, so I’m hoping that that statement alone protects me from douchebagery.) This week, I’ve been meeting with potential lawyers, for …
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POWERRRRRRR
For my bday, Daria gifted me with this beautiful thing that she did not even know I’ve been lusting after, because yes it IS possible to have sexual feelings for a necklace (?). Here is …
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this, instead
I have officially replaced my penchant for pillaging all of the Goodwills in North Carolina for old man lacoste sweaters with cigarette burns / weird plates / overalls / 80’s business attire / sparkly geriatric …
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paperchair
Today, on a glimpse at my Neuroses and I am definitely a Gemini, here is my paperchair: Oh, did you want to SIT in my chair? Good luck to you. Few months back, I decided …
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essentials
When you think about it, I guess it is kind of frivolous that we spend cash money on flowers to put in our houses, but also when you think about it, it’s a small price …