I think the longer you’ve been married, the further your anniversary day gets from anything moderately celebratory. A scene from this morning:

Husband: Did you feed the cat?

Wife: No, I’m getting Joe his waffle

Husband: how’s he doing?

Wife: the blisters on his butt are kind of better

Husband: Here’s a present that I got you that’s sort of for me

Wife Here’s a present that I got YOU that’s sort of for ME

Husband: Happy Anniversary

Wife: Happy Anniversary

(Earnest embrace that the wife quickly pulls out of)

Wife: WHY ARE YOU WET

Husband: I think my fever is breaking

Wife: EW

HAPPY SIX YEARS TO US!!!!!!!!! HERE’S TO SIX MORE. There’s no real celebration but there’s love or none of us would even remotely be here.