I just realized I never shared this BRIEF AND FANTASTIC TALE from my personal life. Few months back, I’m at a birthday party at a bar. Dude walks in, tall, strapping gent in a Marine …
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I am my Own Valentine
If my narcissistic math is correct, for the first time in 8 years, I am my own valentine. And I don’t mean to get all faux encouraging final paragraph of the last chapter of a …
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Sketch Comedy
INT. CVS: GREETING CARDS AISLE I peruse the cards, confused. a CVS employee passes. CVS EMPLOYEE: Can I help you find something? ME: I’m looking for your Happy We Broke up One Year Ago Today …
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Do you Remember the Time
Carrie’s wedding pictures are ready for perusal, and it is my esteemed final Maid of Honor duty to help sift through them and select the greats. As suspected, they are LOVELY and Vogue worthy and …
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Best ever
My college buddies Brian and Robbie, who have been together for something absurd like 10 years (all through their 20’s / WHO DOES THAT) ARE GETTIN HITCHED! And Here is there best Save the Date …
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Choose your own Adventure
Your ex boyfriend tells you he’s got a new girlfriend. You can: 1.) Wallow / cry. 2.) Take the clothes that your ex boyfriend’s (lovely, generous) Mom gave you that you don’t wear anymore to …
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A Generation Generalization
I love how This American Life forces me to think and ponder humans and life all before 9 AM. This morning: Unconditional Love. Apparently, pre-1950s, Love wasn’t even a part of psychology textbooks. Love was …
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The LOL test
When it comes to potential love interests, I have developed this deeply judgmental and simple minded test of character in which, if someone uses LOL in their communication in anyway shape or form, I assume …
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The Blind Date Project
I suddenly feel like I’m writing a review or something, but I don’t know how to write reviews, so please don’t hold the following words to those standards. Do not expect clever prose or metaphors …
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FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS
Friendsplosion: n., when you go back to NYC for ten minutes and don’t have enough time to see all of your friends, so you hold court at a bar and hope they show, and then …