It’s infinitely creepy and satisfying to know you’ve got three boy versions of yourself runnin round, lookin like you, but boy version. Here’s big Brostetter Pete, who’s been brewing his own beer, and it’s AMAZING, …
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Or: what I might look like with a Beard
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Or: the most action I’ve seen in weeks
OLD MAN LEAVING COFFEE PLACE BEHIND ME: If I was eighty years younger, I woulda chased you out the door! Good lookin woman! ME: hahahaha I run pretty fast, so…. OLD MAN: Well maybe you …
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OMG I’M ENGAGED!
A really lovely actor who just arrived at the O’Neill for a workshop found me in the cafeteria this morning: Lovely actor: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT! Me:…What? Hi! Lovely actor: …I thought you were engaged? …
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Discuss.
I think the part of me that feels romantic love is broken / damaged / currently inaccessible. Problem or Phase? Or Problem Phase? Phase Problem?
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Okay, I’m fine
There’s me last night with the ladddiiesss! That’s me on the right in the elongated tube top, complete with sash. What fun. I think we were playing cards? The theme of the evening, of course, …
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POETRY.
1. Heading to London TOMORROW for Carrie’s nuptuals! Lily just sent me this picture of her block there, and so, YES. 2. I spent last night scouring the internets for the perfect poem, or piece …
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That which we call a Rose
Cute Boy enters party from stage left. Me: Hi, I’m Bekah. Welcome to my roof. Cute Boy: Hi, I’m Augie. Me: No you’re not. Cute Boy: What? Me: No it’s not. Cute Boy: Um….? (A …
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I am dating Myself?
I woke up this morning with a VIOLENT need to go out to breakfast. Like, bad. But then I realized, I didn’t have anyone to have breakfast with. No one to You get the Pancakes …
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But he Did
I am unashamed, or maybe like just a little bit ashamed, of how much I love this sappy Jason Mraz song, I Won’t Give up. It’s basically about, you’re a crazy person, I’m a crazy …
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Dear Diary, do Breakups ever get easier?
Diary: NO. THEY NEVER EVER GET EASIER. EVER. YOU WILL BE MISERABLE FOREVER. Also, stop talking to a book.