Because I, fueled by jetlag and espresso martini’s which were intended to keep me from falling asleep while trying to catch up with friends I rarely get to see (WHICH WAS THE BEST), but instead …
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What did YOU do with YOUR extra hour?
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FOUND HIM
I met the love of my life at the Haunted Hayride. He enjoys showers and knives, and brushing his teeth, just like me. Here we are: We are so happy together.
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Instant Tears
I’m re-writing the frantic and hilariously depressing movie I wrote about my breakup, in the hopes of gradually moving on and also making hundreds of millions of dollars and literally using heartbreak to pay off …
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Trepidation!
That time you write a movie about your break up and then don’t read it or look at it for two months and then think, I should probably look at that and fix that, so …
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Here’s what Happened.
I woke up in the middle of the night to find a boy asleep next to me in bed. I thought, oh, that’s nice! I wonder who that is. Hmm. But he’s asleep. Ill ask …
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How to Marry Mary
Mary got married in a beautiful Sunday evening LA ceremony, complete with floral and fauna and signature cocktails, of which I accidentally drank 17. Special points to the bride for making a Lisa Frank Trapper …
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Life is beautiful, as is this Movie
Like, every second of it. I forgot. ‘Guido: I forgot to tell you. Dora: Go ahead. Guido: You can’t imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But I’ll never tell anyone, especially …
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Howdy Mom!
Mom n Pop Brunstetter are currently on a week long vacay in Wyoming which they so, so deserve, after my Dad’s particularly intense senate session this year. They’re exploring their Western selves and just being …
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Kin.
Meet my nephew Victor, and my niece Edie. We have a pretty standard aunt / niece / nephew rapport, ie, I spoil them, and they stick their faces in my crotch.
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Does this make sense?
Sometimes I feel like I’m in love with someone who I’ve never met, who I will meet in the future. Am I delusional? Is this a thing? Sometimes when a love song comes on, I’m …