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I just realized I never shared this BRIEF AND FANTASTIC TALE from my personal life. Few months back, I’m at a birthday party at a bar. Dude walks in, tall, strapping gent in a Marine Corps hoodie. I’m like: I got an in. I approach.

Me: Oohrah!

Tall strapping Gent: ….What?

Me: Your hoodie, are you are Marine? My brothers are Marines!

Tall Strapping Gent: Oh tee hee omg I just like it I just wear it because it’s cute and warm it was my roommates omg is that Rose is it good here?!

Me….

Tall Strapping OH WAIT VERY INCREDIBLY SO GAY Gent: …….

Me: Yes! This is Rose.

Tall Strapping Incredibly Gay Gent: I lovvvvvvvve your jacket, what do you do?

Me: Mostly I just die alone.

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