I just realized I never shared this BRIEF AND FANTASTIC TALE from my personal life. Few months back, I’m at a birthday party at a bar. Dude walks in, tall, strapping gent in a Marine Corps hoodie. I’m like: I got an in. I approach.
Me: Oohrah!
Tall strapping Gent: ….What?
Me: Your hoodie, are you are Marine? My brothers are Marines!
Tall Strapping Gent: Oh tee hee omg I just like it I just wear it because it’s cute and warm it was my roommates omg is that Rose is it good here?!
Me….
Tall Strapping OH WAIT VERY INCREDIBLY SO GAY Gent: …….
Me: Yes! This is Rose.
Tall Strapping Incredibly Gay Gent: I lovvvvvvvve your jacket, what do you do?
Me: Mostly I just die alone.