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how to put your head in a box

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on August 20, 2017

1. Wait for a total solar eclipse that is visible from your country to happen, which will occur approximately four times in your lifetime 2.) Find a box, put a pinhole in the back so …

ha, history, hmmmmm, i am a grown up, I'M SO EXCITED, worrying, YAY

HOW TO FIND OUT NEWS

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on August 9, 2017

HUGE NEWS! I just found out that Katie Holmes has signed on to star in my movie adaptation of the Secret, which I’ve been working on on and off for quite some time. How, you …

a lot, famous people stuff, fancy, I'M SO EXCITED, le film, words, YAY

NORMAN. FREAKING. LEAR.

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on July 31, 2017

Yesterday, NORMAN LEAR, I repeat, NORMAN FREAKING LEAR — American icon, hero, creator of television that reflects America back to itself, television that is funny and truthful and bold, SOMEHOW WINDED UP AT MY PLAY. …

a lot, famous people stuff, i am lucky, I write for television?, I'M SO EXCITED, optimism, the future, theater, YAY

Je Jew!

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on July 21, 2017

For my 35th birthday, I gifted myself with a 23 and me kit. Basically you spit into a vial and give the vial to the mailman and a month later they email you and tell …

a lot, history, hmmmmm, horn tooting, how interesting, i am a grown up, i am lucky, i have peace, I'M SO EXCITED, life, women, YAY

forever keepsake

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on June 27, 2017

I wrote a Noah’s Ark Cake into my Cake Play because why would you not, and some genius props person made this out of clay: I can’t wait to take it home with me after …

food, generally, ha, how interesting, i am a grown up, I'M SO EXCITED, the future, the writing of drama plays, theater, things, things that I Have, YAY

BEST STAGE DIRECTION EVER

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on February 12, 2017

At some point, I decided to stick these words at the end of the The Cake script: END OF PLAY. NOTE: This is the end of the play part of the play. Ideally, upon exiting …

a lot, food, ha, horn tooting, i am lucky, I'M SO EXCITED, life, silly, the future, the whole world, the writing of drama plays, theater, things, things that I Have

DIXIE CHICKS FOR PRESIDENT

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on October 11, 2016

I love the Dixie Chicks. I am a cliche. I don’t even CARE. These gals got me through high school. They are the very sound an old blue Beretta makes combined with tradition and optimism …

a lot, awesome, famous people stuff, i am lucky, I'M SO EXCITED, music, women, YAY

HEY MRS. PRODUCER

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on September 28, 2016

I’M TALKIN TO YOU MRS. Definitely didn’t make Morrison take this picture of me by my credit at all, because I’m a producer now and basically just far too busy and important and self-aware to …

a lot, awesome, i am lucky, I write for television?, I'M SO EXCITED

LEST SHE NEVER FORGET

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on August 30, 2016

My bachelorette in Vegas was amazing and ridiculous in every way, involved every thinkable and reproachable bachelorette cliche. IT IS SO LIBERATING TO JUST EMBRACE THE CLICHE BY WHICH I MEAN INFLATABLE PENIS. It was …

a lot, i am a grown up, I'M SO EXCITED, love, MAWWAGE., what my friends are doing, women, YAY

THESE WOMEN.

Posted by Bekahbrunstetter on November 16, 2015

THE DIXIE CHICKS, or the Pandora station in my brain all the time unless of course it’s December at which point it’s country Christmas, the emotional raw material for 60% of my plays, the soundtrack …

a lot, awesome, famous people stuff, I'M SO EXCITED, music, women