Me: alright, Grandma, I’m taking off for the train station! Grandma: Okay, did you eat anything yet? Me: No, I was just gonna grab something. Grandma: Okay, because I made you some snacks. (Presents the …
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Grandmas do not play.
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cause I’m a Woman
Last night, I stepped into my closet that I can sort of step into so let’s just say it’s a walk in closet but really when I step inside of it I can’t so much …
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Perks.
Sure, I perhaps grumble the tiniest when I pay my dues to the Writer’s Guild (wait — have I paid my dues lately? I should pay my dues. SORRY, THE GUILD!) but it is 100% …
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OKAY I ADMIT
I have a problem. I am addicted to making and decorating Christmas cookies. I approach it with the same obsession and mania and precision that say, a heroin addict might approach their Fix. It settles …
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I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUUUUUU
SO EXCITED. All through college, I was obsessed with the musical Side Show. Adam and I carefully choreographed car-dances to every single song. It’s based the true story of a pair of Siamese Twins who …
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IT’S HAPPENING IT’S HAPPENING!
This is technically not my news to share, but given how stoked my mom is, I imagine that at least all of North Carolina knows by now: MY BIG BROTHER PETE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND MARY …
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SUGARBISCUIT
Is: a.) a biscuit with sugar on it that mysteriously appeared at lunch today which I promptly ate but not before taking a picture with it b.) the thing in my hand c.) what boys …
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Verisimilitude
Underemployed premieres next week! Here we have Sofia, or: my favorite character – a writer, very much coddled by her parents, who works at a pretentious donut store to pay the telephone bills and automobills. …
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Feelings; Schwag
Tonight was a hollywood premiere party of sorts for some new Switched at Birth episodes. To commemorate, here’s me in my first official piece of SAB schwag (tshirt bearing Bay’s street art staple) while also …
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I Will Please have one Car Machine, Please.
AND SO! I’m moving back to LA to write for ABC Family’s hit show, Switched at Birth, which I think is really slyly innovative and honest and great. See nice things that smart people are …