Today, on Last Night I went to a Dark Place and convinced myself I’ll never Write anything Good ever again and that I Everything I’ve Written is Mediocre at best and lacks Depth because my …
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it hums
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eternal
Things that have not changed in the last 30 years: 1.) My inability to not eat gummy bears if they are present 2.) The room where I stay in my grandparents’ house
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BIRTHDATE
When we were first a courtin’, I told manfriend that he was the kinda guy I wanted to fraternize with in high school, who at that point would not give the time of day. He, …
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as we age
I love how, as we age, we let go of the narcissism and the much ado about cake of birthdays. It more and more becomes just a day. Take yesterday, when at work, I realized …
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Hi, can I pay you to touch me?
I got my first ever (legit professional) massage today, in the hopes of getting my glute injury worked out. Surely, drunken ex-boyfriends have stabbed at my shoulders before with their hands as they fell asleep, …
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Car Games!
For going on three years now, I’ve had a daily 60 mile commute up to Sunny Santa Clarita, where the magic happens, as it were. Over said years, I have developed a series of Car …
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DR. BRUNSTETTER!
To my delight, my coworkers have taken to calling me Dr. Brunstetter, because I keep pitching entirely made up medical things with great authority. And now, to my EVEN MORE DELIGHT, Dr. Brunstetter has made …
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APRIL!
Oh hi, are you new? If so, to catch you up, I’ve been doing a monthly series in which I reveal various drawings I drew for calendars I used to make for my grandparents. It’s …
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Foreverpants
As you ascend the ranks in a TV room, they give you a fancy new title that basically only determines how much they pay you, as it remains (at least on SAB) fairly collaborative, with …
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Hi, I’m ten
While I would APPEAR to be a grown-up who yesterday hosted a potluck featuring both adult beverages and activities for children, while I in fact wore LIPSTICK and a HAIRSTYLE, while I laid out platters …