When we were first a courtin’, I told manfriend that he was the kinda guy I wanted to fraternize with in high school, who at that point would not give the time of day. He, too, was quite nerdy in high school, or so he SAYS, even though he was on the basketball team so like come on, he was probably just inaccessibly cool. Flash forward some 15 years later, he took me on a bday high school date, complete with corsage and a planetarium visit and a trip to the mall candy store and Outback Steakhouse but because we’re grown ups now, I got to drink too much white wine THE ENTIRE TIME and it was basically the most wonderful day. UNREQUITED NEEDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL: CHECK.

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