CRACKER IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I LOVE PURELY WITHOUT CATVEAT. …..CATVEAT. ….I’LL SEE MYSELF OUT.
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HAVE I MENTIONED
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a dream is a wish your heart makes
I dreamt that the entire world was made of butterscotch chips. You were made of butterscotch chips. I was made of butterscotch chips. We sat down in chairs made of butterscotch chips, ordered meatballs made …
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GET ON IT.
Today, on sometimes this is a whimsical food blog because when I get stressed out I like to avoid any and all actual responsibilities and bake: THESE. COOKIES. Oh, but they just look like regular …
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BABY’S FIRST SENIOR MOMENT
Today, on things of little consequence: for months, people have been texting me this little alien face: Like over and over. To the point where I assigned meaning to it, something like OUT OF THIS …
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BOOM -Moms
Suffice it to say, Moms Brunstetter and Foster-Keddie had pretty fantastic years. Three Weddings, a baby and an engagement. God be all, YOU get a life event! And YOU get a life event! And Moms …
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2016.
So excited to spend 2016 with my adorable life partner, my stable and solid best friend, my reliable companion, my joy, BY WHICH I OF COURSE MEAN this incredible pumpkin pot that Morrison’s mind-reader aunt …
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wee trees!
I have always loved to the point of sickness these Little Debbie Christmas trees cakes. They are festive and delicious and made of feelings and vanilla and cavities. I’m pretty sure if I happened across …
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SOMEHOW EVEN MORE.
Last night I took my euphoria TO THE MAX EXTREME and DECORATED MY CHRISTMAS TREE WITH MY FIANCE BUT IT WASN’T MY CHRISTMAS TREE, IT WAS OURS. BUT MOSTLY THE CAT’S.
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HERE’S WHAT’S ACTUALLY SCARY.
As previously announced, Mo and I went as Arya Stark and her buddy the Many Faced God: or as every drunk person in Silverlake called it, Hot Jesus: Most people didn’t immediately know who we …
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Perhaps this is why
Today, on how to take the Holocaust and apply it to your current life which is nothing even remotely at all like the Holocaust like how dare you even make the attempt to juxtapose, and …