am an 85 year old woman and I could not be happier about it. Evidence: – I asked santa for warm socks and slippers and hand lotion. – all I want to do is bake …
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this christmas, I
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DECEMBER!
ENJOY. A seasonal family portrait that I appear to have cut out with an exacto knife: Girl carols; thinks of angel: FUSED MEANINGS OF CHRISTMAS:
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THE CALENDARS!
From like 1992-2000, EVERY CHRISTMAS, I made my grandparents a calendar, marked with the birthdays of all of their kids and grandkids, and most importantly, with drawings for each month. I remember making them with …
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I DO.
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HALLOWEEN FOR GROWN UPS.
This Halloween, I had no desire to don a wig and / or go somewhere dark and do tequila shots and dance to Monster Mash until I died. All I felt like really doing was …
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Socrates.
Today on If I Could Turn back Time: Socrates. I don’t mean like I want to bounce back 24 hundred years, grab a toga and hang out / feed each other grapes. I mean high …
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I be on that Kryptonite (banking)
Today, for once, I feel totally on top of all things money. I have my corporation, I have all of the correct forms, I have my corporate accounts and credit card, I understand what an …
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B CAJ!
An episode I wrote for Switched is a finalist for a Sentinel award! The Hollywood Health society gives them each year to shows that promote awareness of health issues — for us, the cochlear implant. …
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more of the money = more of the problems
Today, on I am a grown up, I’ve decided to try a using a business manager, who is basically a person who you funnel all of your money through, like all of it, and they …
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TERROR.
NAILING IT AND NOT PEEING MYSELF on the Tower of Terror at California adventure, or, Disneyland with beer. Also, the happiest of birthdays to my sweet man friend, Morrison! And a good day to those …