A few months ago, I happened upon these childrens’ overalls in a vintage store, and obviously I bought them because HOW COULD YOU NOT. My idea: to send them to darling nephew Luke, in the …
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Cousinhood of the traveling overalls!
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FODS
Today, on solid Dad jokes — my parents chillax in their new souped up inside / outside dec, complete with fireplace and giant flat screen. My Dad: Do you know what FOMO is? Mom:…No? Dad: …
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LEST SHE NEVER FORGET
My bachelorette in Vegas was amazing and ridiculous in every way, involved every thinkable and reproachable bachelorette cliche. IT IS SO LIBERATING TO JUST EMBRACE THE CLICHE BY WHICH I MEAN INFLATABLE PENIS. It was …
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Forgetfulness
FINALLY, A POEM FOR THOSE OF US (ME) WHO FORGET 90% OF WHAT WE READ. Forgetfulness, by Billy Collins. The name of the author is the first to go followed obediently by the title, the …
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INT. BRAIN
My creative thoughts always feel slightly disconnected from earth. I try and bring them down, make them real, but I can’t really gather them. I try and touch them but they’re made of bounce or …
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34.
The year you realize that the giant things happening in the world do in fact trump the fact that some years ago on this day, you were born. The year it sets in that you …
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COLORFLEURS
My parents sent me these beautiful and unique roses that can only be described as Unicorn Bait for my impending birthday, which is Monday, not that I’m a person who cares about my birthday or …
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A PICTURE OF LIES
Guess what you guys, I LIVE BY THE BEACH TECHNICALLY! (Truth.) And so today, my friend and I went and stood on it. I call this picture: QUICK TAKE A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING SUPER …
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Meme.
I just want to go on record and say that it’s only really been a few weeks since I finally fully got what a Meme is. This is a meme: A meme is a picture …
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Resting Talkback Face
Someone took this picture of me during the talkback after the reading last night. For laymen: when the audience gets a chance to tell you what they thought / ask you questions about your play, …