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The year you realize that the giant things happening in the world do in fact trump the fact that some years ago on this day, you were born. The year it sets in that you are an adult who can purchase yourself your own presents so you don’t really require any. The year you realize both of these things and feel them deeply but STILL INSIST ON CELEBRATING, AS YOU ARE STILL, IN FACT,  A CHILD. (Special guest star: The Foster-Keddie Birthday cake hat!)

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