Today, on solid Dad jokes —

my parents chillax in their new souped up inside / outside dec, complete with fireplace and giant flat screen.

My Dad: Do you know what FOMO is?


Dad: it’s Fear of Missing out. All of Bekah’s generation has it.


Dad:…We don’t have that. We have FODS.

Mom: What’s that?

Dad: Fear of Doing Something.

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