Today, on solid Dad jokes —

my parents chillax in their new souped up inside / outside dec, complete with fireplace and giant flat screen.

My Dad: Do you know what FOMO is?

Mom:…No?

Dad: it’s Fear of Missing out. All of Bekah’s generation has it.

Mom:…Hmm.

Dad:…We don’t have that. We have FODS.

Mom: What’s that?

Dad: Fear of Doing Something.