Today, on solid Dad jokes —
my parents chillax in their new souped up inside / outside dec, complete with fireplace and giant flat screen.
My Dad: Do you know what FOMO is?
Mom:…No?
Dad: it’s Fear of Missing out. All of Bekah’s generation has it.
Mom:…Hmm.
Dad:…We don’t have that. We have FODS.
Mom: What’s that?
Dad: Fear of Doing Something.