Obviously I, as well as everyone else on the internet, have a lot of thoughts and feelings re: the Colorado shooting, ie gun control, the randomness of life and tragedy, etc, but I’d like to …
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Him
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je mange le lobster roll beacoup tout les jours
je trouver une lobster roll tres bon beaucoup, oui oui! Le pain! La pomme! Le gateau! l’avocat!
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and Doin it Well
German researchers discovered fossils of ancient turtles, mid-coitus. Ie, they died coit-y. They’ve determined that the turtles were so into their love-making that they pretty much didn’t notice that they were sinking deep into volcanic …
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The Rapist
Inspired by health insurance and its co-pays, I recently started seeing a cognitive therapist. I’ve always wanted to go to a therapist, especially since studying with Chris Shinn at the New School, who firmly believes …
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The Check-in
Today on TV Lingo: The Check-in. Definition: a seemingly story-less, but ultimately INVALUABLE scene that the producers always want more of. Check-ins allow characters to not just download their stories upon each other, but also, …
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Please, hold your applause.
Apparently I’ve been nominated for the League of Professional Women! (As has EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WOMAN AND ALSO HAS AN EMAIL ACCOUNT THAT DOES NOT PROPERLY FILTER SPAM.)
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and I don’t care who knows it!
Hear ye, artists: We all do that thing where just because everyone else likes something, it doesn’t mean that we are going to. In fact, if something is hyped up, or seems mainstream, we are …
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Things (Cheese) that I deserve
Brie is usually only found on fancy cheese trays next to freakishly small grapes, at nice parties, where it’s inappropriate to hover next to it / eat all of it by yourself. And so today I …
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OKAY FINE
First off, I’d like to meet that scary freckled sun cartoon. It will see you tonight, in your nightmares. Second off, after beaucoup de whining about missing New York – it’s 80 and sunny and …
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Let’s get some Shoes
I’m finally going to tell you how I feel about shoes. I want you to know, I think you’ve been really patient. Basically, I have one or two pair of shoes that I wear constantly, …