and Doin it Well

German researchers discovered fossils of ancient turtles, mid-coitus. Ie, they died coit-y. They’ve determined that the turtles were so into their love-making that they pretty much didn’t notice that they were sinking deep into volcanic ash, through layers of lake, and eventually became trapped and died. I can’t say my faith in humanity or the power of love is confirmed, or restored, but I’m feeling pretty good about turtles right now.

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