I genuinely don’t understand how I ever worked on anything with a story, especially serialized, without a homemade crazy person beautiful mind grid. You lay everything out, and then suddenly, the problems emerge and it …
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this is how we do it
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STUFFING. CANDLE.
I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE. DOES IT ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE STUFFING? DEAR GOD, I MUST KNOW.
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WAIT: WHAT?
My subconscious has something strange and important to say to me. Lately it has been shouting at my through my dreams. Night before last, I was a dolphin, racing through the water to catch a …
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CASTLE.
The moment I booked my trip to Edinburgh, I had one immediate and overwhelming thought: MUST. FIND. CASTLE. As I mentioned, there is in fact a castle looked conveniently in the middle of the city. …
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conversation with printer
Me: Print. Printer:…………… Me:….Print? Printer: No. Me:…..okay…..why not? Printer: you never use me and now you think you can just like, use me, because you’ve decided for once that you need paper? It’s like I’m …
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not plans
1.) someone please find the owner of above planner and punch her (him?) in the nuts. 2.) I am a sucker for productivity. Multi-tasking? Yum. But I really, really need to chill out. Hiatus is …
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We can do it! (it: car)
My car broke down and I got it jumped, negotiated with dealership re: repairs,and got it fixed, all sans advice and / or emotional support from a father or boyfriend. I’m proud. I CAN DO …
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Wisdom.
Nearing my 32nd year on earth, I finally understand that even if a clothing thing looks cute, if it requires you to ask a friend to come with you everytime you have to pee to …
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here is my essay on Privilege
The internets are a buzz with this Time Article, Why I’ll Never Apologize for my White Privilege. It’s written by a freshman at Princeton, who is very much just learning how to use his big words. …
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GUINNER!
V: TO HAVE GUINNESS FOR DINNER ON ST. PATRICKS DAY WHILE WEARING A VERY TINY HAT THAT A STRANGER PLACED ON YOUR HEAD AT SOME POINT THAT YOU DO NOT QUITE RECALL.