Today, on America, there is a poor Dachshund named Vincent who was thirty pounds overweight, and so he became a meme, Fat Vincent, and then someone decided to put him on a low carb diet …
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Skinny Vinny
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Growth.
I think my writer brain is going through a growth spurt of sorts. It doesn’t understand what it is or what it wants to be. It just knows it wants to be more. None of …
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change your place / change your mind
I’ve gone and escaped to up to Ojai for a few days to clear my head and to try and fix a play that’s be eluding me. Ojai is a beauty of a valley just …
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Déjà Soup
Here’s a downside of having a blog that you’ve been bloggy upon for going on 9 years: you think to yourself, I made a soup with my leftover Easter Ham! How thrilling! PEOPLE NEED TO …
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ERRAND
I can barely express how much I love that on my calendar today are the words ‘pick up Ham’ and that the Ham has a confirmation number and that I will buckle the Ham in …
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Everything is Copy
As revealed in the VERY FANTASTIC GO WATCH IT THIS SECOND new HBO documentary on Nora Ephron, Nora’s mother used to tell her that everything is copy. Meaning: everything that happens to you, no matter how …
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Never gets old.
I’m going to look at this picture of my friend Stephen playing an angel welcoming this lovely Grandma based on two of my own into heaven until my eyes turn to clouds and float right …
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things that make Quakes in the night
There’s a mild hysteria circulating the internets this week about an incredibly high level of Carbon Monoxide just off the coast of Southern California. It’s as if the earth burped. There is worry that it …
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We are amazing.
WHAT IS THIS? INSIDE OF ALIEN HEAD? Nah, Bro’s. It’s the guts of a CACAO PLANT. That’s right. It could someday be this: I’ve been watching this four part series on Netflix called Cooked. It’s …
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GET ON IT.
Today, on sometimes this is a whimsical food blog because when I get stressed out I like to avoid any and all actual responsibilities and bake: THESE. COOKIES. Oh, but they just look like regular …