LET’S JUST SAY COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL FOR EXAMPLE THAT YOU’RE GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON WHICH ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU PLANNED IT MONTHS AGO AND NOW SUDDENLY TIME HAS MOVED AND YOU ARE …
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focus focus focus
Morrison and I are off to Bali and Hong Kong next Friday for our HONEYMOOOOOOON! It does not feel real. We are doing WHAT? In typical myself fashion, I have been fretting about earthquakes (not …
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tough job / someone must do it
Sheila: Hey, can I give you a few jobs for the Kilroys fundraiser? Me: Sure thing, how can I help? Sheila: Well first can you find somewhere that makes tiny cupcakes and — Me: YES …
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OH, CRAWFISH TREE, OH CRAWFISH TREEEEEEE
I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU HAPPENNEEEDDDDDDDD
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NOT SAFE PLACE
An already irate group of theater people got to get EVEN MORE IRATER Friday night when Pence attended Hamilton. He was briefly booed by the audience, but was then given a kind and gracious message …
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WELL DONE Y’ALL
* unzips and steps out of empathy and understanding, just for a moment OUR NEW PRESIDENT’S SENIOR COUNSELOR IS A DANGEROUS WHITE SUPREMACIST WHO HAS PENNED ARTICLES SUCH AS ‘BIRTH CONTROL MAKES WOMEN UNATTRACTIVE AND …
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NOW LOADING. THE WAGON.
Growing increasingly excited to head up to Portland this weekend for what appears to be a BIG AND BEAUTIFUL PRODUCTION of my play, the Oregon Trail, at Portland Center Stage. Excited for actors and moments …
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The Bikini Cleanse
I am horrified but also sort of delighted to admit that I am currently partaking in a thing called ‘The Bikini Cleanse.’ Basically, you start your day with smoothie for breakfast that kind of tastes …
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Catbowl
Whoever got Cracker this catbowl off our registry, THANK YOU AND FYI HE CAN’T STOP SITTING IN IT AND STARING OFF INTO SPACE WITH A LOOK THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS ‘I’M SO HAPPY …
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cheese: a future
Me: I think I can’t wait til we’re old. Morrison: Why? Me: I was behind this middle aged couple at the play the other night, and they seemed so happy. Morrison: Yeah? Why? Me: They …