WHAT IS THIS? INSIDE OF ALIEN HEAD?

Nah, Bro’s. It’s the guts of a CACAO PLANT. That’s right. It could someday be this:

I’ve been watching this four part series on Netflix called Cooked.  It’s all about how, over thousands of years, we have figured out how to use the earth’s natural elements: fire, air, water, and other Power Rangers, to cook our food. And it is FASCINATING, and kind of mind blowing and beautiful, that we somehow figured out how to make this:

Into this.

NOW PARDON WHILE I GO HUNT AND KILL A CHOCOLATE CAKE.