FINALLY, A POEM FOR THOSE OF US (ME) WHO FORGET 90% OF WHAT WE READ. Forgetfulness, by Billy Collins. The name of the author is the first to go followed obediently by the title, the …
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Forgetfulness
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INT. BRAIN
My creative thoughts always feel slightly disconnected from earth. I try and bring them down, make them real, but I can’t really gather them. I try and touch them but they’re made of bounce or …
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I live on the land
Hi, I live in America. Chances are, you do too. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It’s rare that we see what this truly means. We are so blessed and so American that we don’t fully grasp …
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there is no tragedy without hope
Today, on Louis C.K. for president — I’m listening to his latest interview on the Marc Maron podcast, and he reminded me that these masks that adorn the walls of high school auditoriums and the …
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Interior: writer brain
When you have a writer brain, or I guess any sort of warped imagination, nothing you see is just itself. It’s the beginning or the end of a story. Take this lovely swamp pond I …
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okay ladies now lets get in formation
I LOVE THIS STORY. Cliff notes: those marvelous lady friends above were out dining in Santa Monica, when one of them spotted a dude really actually take out a little black vial and slip drugs into …
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CINCO DE MAYO, OR:
The one day a year that we all pretend to be well versed in Mexican culture and eat so many chips and so much guacamole that the next morning there’s a carb brick the size …
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A PICTURE OF LIES
Guess what you guys, I LIVE BY THE BEACH TECHNICALLY! (Truth.) And so today, my friend and I went and stood on it. I call this picture: QUICK TAKE A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING SUPER …
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Meme.
I just want to go on record and say that it’s only really been a few weeks since I finally fully got what a Meme is. This is a meme: A meme is a picture …
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Resting Talkback Face
Someone took this picture of me during the talkback after the reading last night. For laymen: when the audience gets a chance to tell you what they thought / ask you questions about your play, …