Considering that it’s meant to be a dress for one of the most beautiful and important days in a woman’s life, it’s hilarious to me how angry and vacant and hungry and sullen brides often …
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Brides be All:
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BABY’S FIRST SENIOR MOMENT
Today, on things of little consequence: for months, people have been texting me this little alien face: Like over and over. To the point where I assigned meaning to it, something like OUT OF THIS …
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Signs.
Today, on internet rabbit holes that I’m quite fond of: CHURCH SIGNS. You’ve got to give it to these churches for their directness / puns / contemporary nods: You’ve got to give it to church …
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A Christmas movie for Christmas
As we all (me and my Mom) know, each year, Hallmark makes about 900 new Christmas movies, usually starring some combination of DJ from Full House and Claudia from Party of Five and Dawson from …
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PILLOWCASE TURKEY!
This is a real thing that I saw on a cooking segment of the Today show this morning: DELTA PILLOWCASE TURKEY, in which you wrap a turkey in a pillowcase and then dump a bottle …
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I KNOW WHAT TEENAGERS WANT
I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED A while back, I created a web series for AwesomenessTV — Guidance — that was basically In Treatment, but with a guidance counselor in a school instead of a therapist. …
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PICK YOUR POISON.
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Pests.
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this link, but ISIS and its members are like bed bugs, primal and blood thirsty and unpredictable and Everywhere. I had them forever ago in Brooklyn. …
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Affirmations.
I don’t know if I believe* in signs from the universe, but I just sliced into what appears to be a flawless avocado, like so perfect it’s a cartoon of itself, so today will proceed …
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Inside Out.
Finally got to see Inside Out last night — the new Pixar movie in which the emotions that live in our head come to life — and it was of course clever and adorable and …